i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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