Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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