at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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