Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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