Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My cat gives me a boner
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
