So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
