i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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