There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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