We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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