Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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