If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
