that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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