Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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