He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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