Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
