i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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