I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Can I color on your dick again?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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