were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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