also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize