i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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