if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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