Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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