What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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