Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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