highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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