I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
