I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I understand Curling. That high.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i drank out of a bidet.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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