im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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