so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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