Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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