Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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