I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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