I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Randomize
