But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
