oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You can't just leave with hair like that
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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