grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you made out with another girl for some wings
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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