smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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