Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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