I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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