Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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