Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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