It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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