READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
wow bdsm is so cute
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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