Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I could fuck to npr.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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