everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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