I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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