Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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