He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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