so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
That's how pantless uber rides happen
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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