Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
