You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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