I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
try to milk me bitch
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