he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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