Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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