who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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