ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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