Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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