whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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